Humbug!

There are 4 reasons why we don't put up a Christmas tree, or any
decorations for that matter. Those reasons are:

Domino

Katie
Abby
Molly

Here's how it would play out. Domino would topple it over. Of course, he would wait until the middle of the night when we're sound asleep. Ornaments would end up broken. Those that weren't broken would be deposited in the water bowl as well as other various spots throughout the house. Not to mention, some of them might be nibbled.

Once it's toppled over, Molly would hide under it.

Katie would decide to check it out, only to be attacked by Molly who was hiding under it. These attacks always result in a very messy situation (think outside the litter box only messier).

And Abby, well, she probably wouldn't do anything other than to glance at it on her way to the food bowl. She's the only smart one in the bunch and would realize there's already enough damage done. I only included her so she wouldn't feel left out.

New York, New York

Start spreading the news,
I'm leaving today
I want to be a part of it,
New York, New York.

These vagabond shoes,
are longing to stay,
Right through the very heart of it,
New York, New York.

I want to wake up in a city
that doesn't sleep,
And find I'm king of the hill,
top of the heap.

These little town blues,
are melting away,
I'll make a brand new start of it,
in old New York

If I can make it there,
I'll make it anywhere

It's up to you,
New York, New York